Grace Notes

GRACE NOTE: n. in theater, a small gesture, evocative of character. / GRACE: n. unmerited divine favor. / NOTE: 1.v. to observe with care. 2.v. to preserve in writing. 3.n. an informal record.

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Sam's Bachelor Pad

for Kate. It wasn't as bad as roasted rat, but . . .

Refrigerator contents:
Beer
Gatorade
Mayonnaise
Frozen pizza rolls, almost gone
Frozen black-bean burgers
Milk, expired six days ago
Cheese, expired six months ago

Bathroom contents:
1 toilet brush handle for single-use disposable heads.
6-pack of disposable heads, with 5 heads remaining.
He had lived there for 8 months. It was his first package.

1 Comments:

Blogger kate said...

*shudder*

I love that the beer was listed first.

When Gatorade's the healthiest thing in your fridge...

Fri Oct 05, 12:22:00 PM EDT  

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